boneart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

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cynicallys:

ITS AN ADD FOR FUCKINF FUNERAL SERVICES

6 hours ago160631 notes
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High-School Teachers: You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.
Actual College Student: I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.
Actual College Professor: lol same.
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jaredsadalecki:

jaredsadalecki:

the boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen

image

he sent me the meme

6 hours ago282286 notes
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donkos:

me on the internet: gay

me irl: gay, but quietly

6 hours ago50522 notes
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slayer-slayer-slayer:

pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray

orgasm and go home

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ihiditinyourfood:

thorhead:

I can’t honestly be the only one who gets really disappointed if their calendar picture for the month of their birthday is rubbish, right?

i have been waiting for this post my whole life

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