you are acute coffee pie
you are narrow, scalding and irrational
ITS AN ADD FOR FUCKINF FUNERAL SERVICES
the boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen
he sent me the meme
me on the internet: gay
me irl: gay, but quietly
The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.
Jizz and jet
shoot and scoot
blow your load and hit the road
bust ya nut and off ya strut
orgasm and go home
I can’t honestly be the only one who gets really disappointed if their calendar picture for the month of their birthday is rubbish, right?
i have been waiting for this post my whole life