I’ve been waiting for Phil Tippett to respond to this joke
Let’s Talk About Sex - Tumblr Edition Part 3
I have this weird theory that some people are drawn to each other because their atoms were near each other when the universe was created and over time the same atoms keep coming back together
DID YOU JUST SCIENTIFICALLY EXPLAIN SOUL MATES?!
Literally everybody’s atoms were close to each other when the universe was created, and you completely replace every atom in your body every 7 years anyway.
(not so)tiny crush on Anna Faris’s husband, Chris Pratt (x)
She wears short skirts I wear t-shirts and we’re both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently
okay this one made me laugh
what gender pronouns are you supposed to use for chocolate bars?her/she
WHY DOESNT THIS HAVE MORE NOTESi know right this pun was pretty… sweet
I can stomach it
murder house wasn’t my fave but american horror story will never pull off a better plot twist than violet being dead for four episodes
This is the best.